Why There Will Be No Babies In Our Household

Yesterday Chris came up to me while I was working on the computer and told me his friend’s wife had their baby on Saturday. He said, “23 hours of labor.”

I said, “That’s about what my boss had, I think.”

“TWENTY-THREE HOURS OF LABOR!” he shouted. “I do not want to see you go through that!”

“I wouldn’t!” I said. “I’d get a c-section. If Britney Spears got through a c-section fine, I can, too!”

“I DON’T WANT TO SEE MY WIFE SUFFER!!!” and then he went downstairs, moaning and randomly shouting NO and NOT MY WIFE and TWENTY-THREE HOURS.

Posted by: ssjane | September 18, 2007 | 9:02 pm
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