Spotted on a Station Wagon

A station wagon in front of me today had three bumper stickers on it.

The first two:

Re-elect Gore 2008
and
Draft Al Gore 2008 for a Change in Climate

People, I’m as upset as you are about the last 8 years; possibly even more upset given that we’ve lost like $130,000* in our house value if we sell, and then another $50,000 in the saga known as the Realtor Who Stole Our Money To Buy Victoria’s Secret Lingerie And Yet This Is Not A Crime From The Viewpoint Of Massachusetts Judges.**

But these bumper stickers are SO 2004. At some point, you gotta let Al Gore go. Al Gore is not running for president. Al Gore has a Nobel Peace Prize, and he’s not bringing it to the White House. We have new people running now; people who will be vastly better than the current administration, regardless of their political parties***.

Bumper sticker number three:
Nobody Died When Clinton Lied

All right, I’ll give you that one. Where do I buy one of these stickers?

*Number not inflated for dramatic purposes. Unfortunately.

**Thanks, Massachusetts judges, for teaching us that criminals can commit crimes without penalty, and that we should be committing crimes right now if we want to stay on top of our debts!

***This statement not verified on candidates named Ralph Nader.

Posted by: Supersonic Jane | March 31, 2008 | 6:17 pm
Posted in: This Life