Weekend in New York

Scene: Cousin Terry is helping me update WordPress in the living room, while my aunt shows my mother some web sites on the laptop in the dining room.

Aunt: (coming into the living room) Jane!

Me: What?

Aunt: Does your mom have Internet Explorer or Firef–

Jane: She has both on her computer but I don’t know which she uses.

Aunt: OK. Does she have Firefox?

Jane: (raising voice slightly) She has both on her computer but I don’t know which she uses.

Aunt: She has Internet Explorer also? And which she use?

Jane: (even louder) I said, she has both on her computer but I don’t know which she uses.

Aunt: She has Internet Explorer also? And which she use? Because your mom–

Jane: (louder) You’re not listening. I already answered every question you had.

Aunt: No, but she need to know which she has and if–

Jane: She has both on her computer but I don’t know which she uses.

Aunt: OK.

Aunt returns to living room.

Mom: (to my Aunt) So I have Firebox?

Posted by: Supersonic Jane | May 24, 2009 | 1:53 pm
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