Advice and Wisdom From the Parental Units

From my mother:
“People who can swim are the ones who drown because if you can’t swim, you’re too scared to go into the water. So you’re safer.”

From my father:
“If she has diarrhea, then she doesn’t have hemorrhoids anymore, so what’s the problem?”

Posted by: Supersonic Jane | May 26, 2009 | 10:05 am
Posted in: This Life

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