Fashion Police

In an effort to improve relations between themselves and the human relatives who feared the Chi Gang might poop willy-nilly on their carpets, the Chi Gang had agreed to participate in a fashion show to demonstrate how similar the two groups were. Namely, that anything dressed in clothes would be less likely to relieve themselves where they felt.

Paco strutted onto the dogwalk first. Dressed in Liz Claybone, the smooth Paco worked the crowd skillfully and turned and posed for the audience.

One poodle in the audience was so moved that before she could contain herself, she shouted “Fifty biscuits for him!” before she was subdued by her friends.

Pedro was understandably nervous at following such a success, but he managed to tremble his way onto the stage. Despite the comfort of his nautical Ruff Lauren outfit, Pedro was not at ease in front of the now unruly women dogcalling from the sides, and he escaped quickly with a visible sigh of relief.

Mina, on the other hand, was ready to give RuPaul a run for his money. She sauntered out in a daring purple ensemble by Poochi, and the oohs and aaahs from the envious crowd spurred her to greater heights!

“And turn, and turn,” she whispered to herself. Ah, if things had been different, and she’d had a competent lieutenant under her, she could retire to the glittering world of the fashionati! Alas, it was not meant to be.

But one day in the limelight was enough for her, and they had proven themselves by not pooping on the dogwalk.